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Thanks for the fabulous marriage skill, Paige



ACCIO BRAD!!!

I was perusing a blog this morning and found the GREATEST tool ever to be employed by man and wife. I finished book #7 this morning. Brad is a good 300 pages behind me. Now if I want something from him I can say,

"Brad, take out the garbage or I will tell you who dies."
or
"Brad I'm going to be out all day at the spa and this shouldn't be a problem because if it is I will tell you what happens the last 10 pages."

Who's wielding the wand now? MWAH, MWAH, ah...

Comments

Celia Fae said…
Yes, we should all pay close attention to Paige's marital talents. She is going to be so happy that she is famous!
July 25, 2007 at 10:57 AM
Unknown said…
Funny that the same scenerio was transpiring in the Northwest. Jer and I bought two copies and we were neck in neck. Luckily I cheated and read the last chapter first and was able to threaten spoilers all weekend.
I also just finished last night and bawled, bawled, bawled. Now what are we going to do for the rest of the week???
July 25, 2007 at 11:31 AM
Paige said…
Oh yeah baby, I got lots of those little marriage helpers. Yay I'm famous! Now you have to link me.
July 25, 2007 at 9:51 PM
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