Potty Talk....Do not read if you will be offended

So this morning as usual I was checking email and Abbie starts with her big song and dance about how much Amelia stinks and so on and so forth. I get a whiff and sure enough. WOW it was bad. I'm thinking I'm going to have to give her a bath and change her clothes because it was so bad. Like Old Man Trucker Fried food Bad. Like Gas mask Bad. I brace myself while I take the diaper off, I'm armed with several wipes and.....

I

See

This.....

Talk about packing a punch. And no she didn't poop the pencil and the kitty. I just wanted to show you the scale.

Comments

Unknown said…

I saw the picture first before i read the whole post and i thought, "Wow, heather has this kid trained - she poops on diaper wipes!!"

February 20, 2007 at 11:32 AM

AnnEE said…

I was offended. Almost as offended as you'll be after this:

Golden Corral, Golden Corral, big huge helpings, BUFFET, FAT PEOPLE SLURPING UP HELPING AFTER HELPING OF SLIMY, GOOEY MAC AND CHEESE, Golden Corral, Ribs, Soft Serve, and Pumpkin Pie.

Offended yet??

February 20, 2007 at 1:31 PM

Melanie said…

My sister, Tricia, and I are reading this together and laughed our heads off. Hilarious.

February 20, 2007 at 5:55 PM

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