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My favorite simplified Chinese spam

I mentioned a few days ago that I was annoyed at the simplified chinese spam I keep getting. I used Google Translate to find out what the comments mean (which I realize is total crazy town to do because hello, its spam, and not supposed to make any sense), but I really like this one.

灰心是動搖的開端，動搖是失敗的近鄰。.................................................. is translated to:

Discouraged is the beginning of shake and shake the failure of neighbors.

that is so deep, man.

for the record, my neighbors do not fail in any shake and shake and I am not discouraged.

Comments

ChiTown Girl said…
That is hilarious! I thinks it's even funnier that you took the time to translate it cuz that's totally something I would have done!!
April 2, 2010 at 7:58 AM
Yoli said…
You are too funny!
April 2, 2010 at 10:22 AM
Jenibelle said…
Wow... did you cut and paste it? Have you done any other ones? Very funny and cool that you did that!!!


Thanks for having the kids to Easter dinner! You are a generous doll!!
April 4, 2010 at 9:17 PM
April said…
I'm so happy for all of your happiness. I loved Brads 40 b-day, Abby's b-day, the chinese spam, the pranks for April fools...you rule! Happy that everyday is filled with all of this love. Thanks! I love to share.
April 5, 2010 at 11:50 AM
take a little piece of my art said…
Shake, shake, shake....shake, shake, shake...shake your booty, shake your booty!! Sorry, couldn't resist!! Found your blog just surfing around...glad I'm not the only one with Chinese spam!!! I wonder if you can make stir-fry with it????? ;)
April 6, 2010 at 6:46 PM
Unknown said…
This is funny! Let me explain...my husband is learning Chinese for the military. It's hilariously annoying, to say the least. He's even gotten our son in on this. They laugh at me, but it's hard when he only speaks Chinese when I pick him up from work! Hehehe...
April 8, 2010 at 12:33 PM
Mazy said…
hahahaha. it actually means discouragement is the beginning of instability, and instability is the brother of failure. i.e discouragement leads to failure.
April 10, 2010 at 10:48 AM
ChiTown Girl said…
OMG! I assume you've disabled comments on your latest posts because of all the spamtastic comments. :( The Easter Hair-do was awesome!! I love all the antics of the leprechauns, too. You are such a fun mom!

I ADORE If You Give a Mouse a Cookie, and I wish someone out here would put on a production of it so I can take my class. I see the girls had a great time.
April 19, 2010 at 2:32 PM
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