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For your information: Your Boobs Bounce


Found this loverly little article and in light of big booty mama that has been bouncin along the trail, thought I would share it with my sistas. (Not so much you Heidi, but definately Anne)


I would like to ask the pervert/scientists if they really needed to conduct a study to find out that if you bounce, they bounce..?

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Fact:Bears eat beets said…
Michael: Hey! Hunter! Wha's up my brutha? This is Hunter, secretary extraordinaire.
Hunter: Uh, administrative assistant.
Michael: Jan in yet?
Hunter: I think she's comin' in... later.
Michael: Could you give her a message for me, when she gets in?
Hunter: Sure.
Michael: Just say, "I want to squeeze them." It's code. She'll know what it means.
Hunter: Okay.
Michael: Oh, and Hunter? Could you tell her, [Michael shakes his head and makes the "motorboat" noise] "Brbrbrbrbr!" also?
September 11, 2007 at 9:28 PM
MissLed said…
Makes you wonder if scientists have officially run out of things to study or if this was just a group of dirty old men looking for an excuse to watch the girls. I personally proved this theory years ago!
September 12, 2007 at 7:02 AM
Christie said…
Don't tell my husband. He'll apply for the job of the scientist that gets to hold the boobs when they measure the bounce.
September 12, 2007 at 7:21 AM
Celia Fae said…
Four pencils. That is how many I can fit under one.

I am worried that the uniboob in the picture isn't fitting the girl very well. She is going to have some slappage.
September 12, 2007 at 8:17 AM
Unknown said…
I saw this very article this morning on MSN. Heck, we could have all told them that! It takes at least two sports bras for me to not even feel the bounce, and I've given up with the visual bounce they do. Okay, this is all TMI.
September 12, 2007 at 10:35 AM
Jessica G. said…
Probably an example of our tax dollars at work in another federally funded study.
September 12, 2007 at 4:38 PM
Julie said…
8-inch fly up? WOW!
September 13, 2007 at 8:19 AM
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