Evolution in the ugly: From Homeless to Ad*lt F*lm Star

Evolution in the ugly: From Homeless to Adlt Flm Star

So Brad had this little contest at work to grow a beard. The beard both horrified and delighted me so I begged him to keep it until Christmas. He promised he would shave on Christmas. He did not, however, promise how much he would shave on Christmas. Enjoy.

Day one: Shave some sweet chops and trim the beard. One small strip gone. I laughed so hard I nearly peed myself when I saw it.

Day two: Got rid of the chops and settled on this major stache action. Bom chicka bow wow.

Day three: Trim the stache, keep the soul patch. He looks like a cop circa 1984.

Day four: Shave the moostache (how Amelia pronounced it) but keep the soul. Aw yeah.

Man I can't wait for next Growvember!

Comments

Paige said…

Nothing hotter than mutton chops. Let's face it, anything with the word mutton has got to be good.

February 3, 2011 at 2:12 AM

Emily said…

Hey you are back!!!!!!
I've missed your funny posts and you did not disappoint. My hub did the same thing and it's funny (temporarily) as long as it happens during the week and not while he sits up on the stand on Sunday. Brad ROCKS it.

February 3, 2011 at 9:26 AM

Emily said…

Growvember. I like the sound of that. Can that also be a female-no-shave-legs month? If only I had hairier legs I could do crop circles at the end of the month.

Now I've clearly crossed the line. And we aren't even good enough friends to say stuff like that. But I did because I'm feeling crazy today.

February 3, 2011 at 9:28 AM

heartnsoul said…

Heather - You don't know me but we sure know Brad! I'm an old friend from Utah in his single days and another dear friend (Tami Smith - ask Brad and he can fill you in) and I were just admiring what a fine trucker looking dude you married. I'm in Chicago area and occasionally visit Utah with my husband. Next time we are there, we would love to meet you, your little "geese" and catch up with Brad! You are one lucky girl to have constant entertainment. It's been fun to occasionally follow your blog and see your darling family!

Best wishes -

Barbara (Huber)

February 27, 2011 at 1:17 PM

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