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Brad and I are separating.

That's really half true. We are a happily married couple from about 9:00am-11:30pm. Lots of giggling, tender hand holding, deep soulmate connecting moments. Its the 11:30pm-7:30am shift that is the problem. You see aparently the black kettle is calling the pot a snorer. With my growing girth I am snoring at night. Here is where the irony starts a drippin'.

HE SNORES!!!!! Bad. Not a nice rhythmic snoring that you can adjust your own breathing schedule to. Its the horrible, loud, not cute snoring. I have been sleeping with snorer for the past 8 years and putting up with it thankyouverymuch.

He has been trying to stop my snoring by (I AM NOT EXAGERRATING!!!) using a pillow over my face to muffle the noise. So I wake up many times a night gasping for breath. (Maybe not gasping) Point is, I have decided that in order to save our marriage he will be sleeping with his other wife in the basement until at least October. I fully believe it will keep our marriage chi in much better shape than it has been in the last few weeks.

We both deserve better.

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Unknown said…
i know what you mean - jeremy comes a long line of male snoring and just recently starting taking it up - but then when I'm really tired and i start snoring (and mine is cute) - he makes fun of me. Ha!
April 11, 2007 at 12:44 PM
Julie said…
Okay so - I too had a little snoring issue while pregnant - drove Jared bananas. . . however, as far as Brad goes - with his dad's history of snoring the genetics don't seem to lend themselves a clear up anytime soon - do they.
April 11, 2007 at 3:18 PM
brad said…
She has embellished the story…and I’ll sleep with any of you to prove it. :)
April 12, 2007 at 1:57 PM
ashli said…
Based on your silence, we take it that you don't want to take us up on our offer of Dinner with the Salt Lake Storheim contingent.???? We would like to extend an official invite for either this Sunday or in two weeks from this weekend? We do anticipate your reply. Looking forward to seeing you....
April 12, 2007 at 8:52 PM
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