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A bit off my game lately...Understandably...


The following events have occurred in the last few weeks:

When the recipe called for vanilla I threw in soy sauce. Bottle looked the same.

Unfortunate.

I headed downstairs in my skivvies in the middle of the night with a bit of a hurty tummy. Failed to properly close the blinds and I didn't want to turn on any lights revealing more than entirely warranted or necessary to the neighbors. Reached into the medicine cabinet for the pepto. Opened the top, took a big gulp. It was paint. Bottles felt the same.

Unexpected.


I sprayed my body with hair spray. And yes, perfume in the hair. Bottles do not look the same.

Unnecessary.

After a quick trip to the dr. (first time in 2 plus years, holla!) I needed to pee in a plastic cup. Thought it would "fit" better if I squeezed the cup a bit. After my business, I unsqueezed the cup and got. a. suprising. splash. of. my. urine. on. my. face.

Uncalled for.

Hoping to get all underlying medical issues settled this week so I can escape this fog.

Comments

heidiram said…
I am so glad you finally went to the doctor. Let me know what's up.
October 17, 2009 at 8:37 PM
Anonymous said…
I am obsessed with this post!!!
October 17, 2009 at 9:31 PM
Melanie said…
Oh my goodness...seriously...that's nuts!...and funny too....and so sad! I've missed you blogging.
October 17, 2009 at 9:34 PM
Emily said…
Sorry to hear you're not feeling well! Hope that it is a quick discovery of what is up, and so you can return to normalcy!
October 18, 2009 at 12:05 PM
Tiffany Wilson said…
I think maybe your sickness is that one where you get weird urges to eat laundry detergent, potpourri, or in your case paint & urine. Medical mystery solved. You're welcome.
October 18, 2009 at 8:35 PM
ashli said…
the best part about this post is that you manage to make it seem okay, hilarious and so totally normal! so sorry that you are in a fog but i hope the dr. was able to diagnose your dilemma....we need you on your game so we can continue to come here for the laughs you provide.
hang in there!
October 19, 2009 at 8:15 AM
Kimberly said…
Umm, kind of nasty all around. Hope you are doing better soon!
October 19, 2009 at 8:33 AM
Yoli said…
Hope you start feeling better so you don't have any more unfortunate, unexpected, unnecessary and uncalled for incidents.
October 19, 2009 at 12:40 PM
sillyhaywardfamily said…
um one word for you.... Funny!!!
October 19, 2009 at 10:08 PM
Ashley Clark said…
That is a nasty sequence of events. I think we are all wondering the same thing. Might there be a baby in your tummy that's confusing your brain?
October 20, 2009 at 10:53 AM
Jessica said…
Holy hilarious Batman.

I totally understand the Not Commenting, but it's posts like this that make me realize how much wit we miss out on because you don't.

Not off your funny game, that's for sure.
October 20, 2009 at 7:45 PM
MissLed said…
Oh Heather! I just love you. You crack me up - even when you're not feeling well.
October 28, 2009 at 8:33 AM
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